Blue Feathers on Fire

Office workers, town goers and market traders alike were besieged today by a lunatic.

The currently unidentified man rampaged through the town centre causing chaos as he went.

Employees of TelCom, scene of the first incident (map left), earlier spoke of their experiences of the man. They tell of unusual banging sounds emanating from an office lift, after which the door opened to reveal the peripatetic frame of a turbulent man...Read more.

Also on this week's Blue Feathers on Fire :

Eclectic Foods: The latest sandwiches reviewed!

Featuring the Exploding Cheese Chomp and the Crisp Pine Garden

TV Scripts: We take a look at what is in store for the next series of TV's the Apprentice in

our exclusive extract

Football news: As Leeds United are relegated to League One, MP Phil Willis wants a public

enquiry to find out why they're so rubbish nowadays

Caw!

Caw's words of wisdom: "Fireworks might look all cute and cuddly but beware - they can kill if you're stupid enough to play with them. Caw!"

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*IN THIS WEEK'S TEA'S UP* ...**
	The art of tea making! What is it that makes it so difficult to find a decent cup of tea around the world? Read our report here! Also in this week's Tea's Up: Is tea good for you? Too right it is! Click here for details on this shocking, entirely predictable, new development Your letters: A reader offers up a solution to machine tea hell at work. Read it here

Picture of the Week:

A million thank you's to Zhongshan Park from Qingdao, China for this.

"All I remember is rushing home to enjoy my giant crisp," Zhongshan says, "but I was devastated to discover that after reading the small print it wasn't one big crisp, rather a great number of much smaller ones".

Cheers Zhongshan, we'll keep our eyes peeled for large crisps in future.

Current number of guinea pigs needed to fill the average wood shed (including adequate toilet provisions) :

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