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Mit local resident Anderson Freeway.
"Greetings folks, and welcome to my new web column. You won’t know me,
for we have only just met – and even then it’s hardly a two way
communication process. I’m imagining that you are all sitting in some sort
of vast school assembly hall, while I dictate my column viciously from the
pulpit. I’ve been asked to write a couple of words, on a permeable regular
basis, on our town, as I’m told that it is quite, quite unique. The name of
our town is Ketsbaia. It is in the middle of the Atlantic sea, and so far we
have been able to circumnavigate discovery from the rest of the outside
world by putting blue tree branches above all the structures so it looks
like the sea – you know, just like the popular Alex Garland film and it’s
bookish adaptation The Beach!
At any rate, the folk here are not really like most people in the rest of
the world. In our utopian lives, all our aeroplanes are made out of twigs,
and we have to eat plastic fruit instead of real fruit because the only
vegetation are those trees you see on telly - what do you call them? –
rubber plants. Also, there is a huge mountain on one side of the town where
folk like to travel on their holidays; it’s all right over that way you see.
Young Bryan, who now works in “the City,” used to love it up there, until he
realised that he couldn’t check his stock prices with his colleagues in
Monaco as it was out of range of a hotspot for his swanky wi-fi enabled
laptop, which he fashioned for himself out of clay and sand.
So there you have it. I hope you enjoy, but please
don’t blow our cover on WMD because we have shit loads of them. Just in
case, for self defence, from seagulls and that." |
Entry 11:
Something sinister afoot
Entry 10:
Local off-licence ransacked by tramps, tourists
Entry 9:
Seasons greetings: Easter comes to Ketsbaia
Entry 8:
Some welcome visitors drop in for a stay
Entry 7:
World's biggest cake attempt
Entry 6:
Merry Christmas from the island of Ketsbaia
Entry 5:
The return of Beat Notz
Entry 4:
Halloween fancy dress
Entry 3:
The zoo in the middle of the jungle
