Tea Rucksack Spill Spawns New Type of
Shirt
A revolutionary new type of attire was inadvertently discovered by a holiday maker in the Spanish island of Majorca, it has emerged. The new type of shirt, dubbed already by quick-witted experts as a “tea-shirt,” combines the tealeaves from a split tea bag with a plain white shirt.
Holidaying Michael Holder, who came across the new shirt,
was at a loss to explain the occurrence. “The tea leaves came loose in my
rucksack as a bag split. I thought I’d got them all out, but when I went to
wash my shirt I found that some leaves had actually fused with it, creating
a striking speckled design. Instead of cleaning it, the washing machine
made my t-shirt a TEA-shirt!!” The ‘tea
shirt’ discovery will be sure to come as a welcome surprise to those whose
previous experience with tea and clothes interaction always resulted in
soaked trousers and a severe case of burnt groin.
Speculation that the ‘tea shirt’ actually gives off
the odour of tea has thus far been unfounded. But we live in
hope…