This week in Angry Old Guy
The jailor pays a visit...
Angry Old Guy hatches a cunning plan to escape.
“Being stuck in here feels like being in a zoo. Once a week a keeper comes
along and throws in rashes of bacon and pork pies
which is supposed to last me until the next time.
Last week I got him a treat with my bedpan though, and
chamber pot went all over his face. Now he
carefully inches pies and pork into my cell with a broom.”